Happy Fathers Day. How many ties will be given. How many fathers will get just what they want. How many fathers will get just what they need or deserve. What is fathers day? Is it a day for priests? Do step fathers count. Should it be a day to celebrate our father in heaven? How about a father whose children have passed away. How about fathers who don't know they are fathers?
Where are the rules and who made them up? Should all fathers get the day off? If one day is for fathers, do you ignore your father all the rest of the days? Is there an age limit for fathers? Can you save up fathers days so you can have a fathers week? What is the penalty if you don't celebrate fathers day? Does fathers day apply also to cats, dogs, etc?
What are the right presents for fathers day? Is it ok just to give a card? Is there a penalty for men who pretend to be fathers just to get the presents? How about fathers whose wives are pregnant with their first child? Is fathers day just for straight men or are Gay's included? Do women who are the father figure in a lesbian relationship considered fathers? If this is correct, are power tools out as a gift?
George Washington was the father of our country, Bill Gates is the father of the computer, and other fathers of invention, are they considered for fathers day? If you "father" an idea, are you included?
If your kids never call you father, but call you dad, papa, etc.., are you in?
Since fathers day is so popular, should we tax it? Are fathers allowed to sleep in on fathers day? Who is the resident authority on fathers day? If a father failed to celebrate mothers day, does he forfeit fathers day? If a mother failed to receive her dues on mothers day, does she get to have fathers day as a replacement day? Can mothers and fathers share 1/2 of the day together? If children fail to honor their father on this day, can they be grounded? Do mothers and fathers do so little, that they get only one day apiece? Does anyone know all the rules?
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