Lost tribe of Westwood

9 WORDS WOMEN USE------------------------------------- These are good!1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing hereand arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaningof nothing).
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: It's a woman's way of saying "F" YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement!meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a manasking "what's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.