Lost tribe of Westwood

A drunk walkin down the river bank runs into a preacher baptizing people in
the river. the preacher sees the guy, says "you there,
do you want to find Jesus?"The drunk says OK. The preacher grabs him
pushes him under the water, pulls him up, says "did you find
Jesus?'The drunk says no, I didn't find Jesus. The peacher pushes him under the
water again, pulls him up, says "did you find Jesus?"
The drunk says no, I didn't find Jesus. The preacher pushes him under the water
again, this time holds him under like a minute and a half, pulls him up, says
"did you find Jesus?"The drunk spits sputters, catches his breath, says "are you
sure this is where he fell in?"