Lost tribe of Westwood

Michigan is screwed. I guess there is no other way to put it. We have legislators that couldn't find their hand in front of their face. We have a governor who has thrown a temper tantrum on TV to get her way. How could the people of Michigan elect such an inept group of people. My kids when they were young, showed more promise in working with others, then does this bunch of clowns in Lansing. If any of you clowns are listening, here is a way to save the state. This is my top 10

10- Take the ex lax out of your food supply. You take too many breaks.
9- You can't leave your seats. Every time you do, you have to take a breaks.
8- Governor, wear a dress, the guys might go your way if they see your legs
7- If you don't have a budget by Sunday, you are all fired.
6- Take reporters and cameras away. Too much mugging, not enough working.
5- Each legislator and the Governor must wear a zap collar. Any partisan remarks receives a zap. You leave your desk, you get zapped.
4- Give them treats. Children do better when they get treats.
3- Give them a game of tic tac toe. Once they have accomplished this, then they can move on to the budget. This might take a while, but it might be worth it.
2- Give them all ex lax and tell them they can't leave until they pass a budget. Since they are already full of it, this shouldn't take long.
1- Line each legislature and the Governor in a line. Ask them why they can't pass a budget. When the person lies, or says something that is purely partisan politic, they must remove their clothing and dance the jig, while wearing the zap collar and just having taken ex lax.

If you think this is funny, there is much more humor in Lansing. With a state that is in the worst shape in the nation, they want to raise taxes, and cut back on education. Lets hammer the people who don't have jobs, health insurance,education, and respect. Our Canadian born governor has the idea that she can drive everyone out of the state, and then maybe Canada can take over. The Governor and the legislators have made Michigan the "Mistake on the Lake." Our Governor is the worst since Blanchard, and our legislators are just the worst ever.

Obviously we are now in the situation that requires a tax increase. Obviously there is alot of fat in the budget that needs to be trimmed. Years of failed government have created a situation that we are in. Big business that for soo long have enjoyed the biggest breaks, are now not passing them on. They have taken tax breaks, shut down their plant, and moved away. The automotive companies have fallen so far out of touch that they will soon be a non factor in Michigan's economy. The Big three will be the last three.

Grand Rapids has taken the bull by the horns. The creation of the "Medical Mile" is a step in the right direction. There is a dim light in Michigan, and it is not in Lansing. That light has gone out. Time for new bulbs.