Lost tribe of Westwood

Subject: Texas Air Traffic Control>>>>>>>> Texas Air Traffic Control>> Gotta love how they do it in TEXAS!>>>> You gotta love this one!>>>> TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL>>>> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to>> land eastbound on runway 9R.">>>> Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to>> land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised!">>>> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to>> land westbound on runway 9R.">>>> Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.>> We are cleared to land> on infidel's runway 9R. -- Allah is Great!">> Pause: Static ... ..>>>> Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!">>>> Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?">>>> Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT>> FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE>> DIRECTIONS ! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !>> INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!>>>> Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now.>> And tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?"