What a month and It is only half over.
This month started out with my wife going in the hospital for a week, and a good friend passing away. Liz is now home, but it will take a while to recover.
This past weekend, my son got married to a very beautiful young lady. I officiated the service and everything went well. He is married, and I am a lot poorer. WE had the reception at the church, and then everyone came over to our house afterwards. If you thought it was crowded in the church, you should have been at the house. My younger brother couldn't make it because he had suffer a possible heart attack and was in the hospital in Grand Rapids. He is schedule for an angiogram on Monday.
This week, the varsity basketball team that I coach, has 4 games in 5 days. This abundant snow has caused a backup on scheduling. I just looked outside, and it is snowing again. Enough is Enough.
Life in general
Monday, February 18, 2008
Thursday, February 07, 2008
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist & a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto a n upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist & a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.
The guy who fell onto a n upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Hell Week?
Friday, my wife was taken by ambulance to Grand Rapids, after suffering a breakdown.
She is now there for as long as it takes. She was doing better yesterday when I visited, so I have my fingers crossed.
Friday, a good friend died. Lyle was 95 years young.
Yesterday My youngest daughter bought her car. I didn't even make it home. It died.
Hopefully it is just the battery.
My son is trying to get his marrage licences,her birth certificate came from Japan and his from New York, Michigananders must have a hard time reading them. The Japanese one was translated, and New York calls their birth certificates by a different name.
Well, today is a new day. and so far nothing is going wrong except that white stuff falling from the sky.
Friday, my wife was taken by ambulance to Grand Rapids, after suffering a breakdown.
She is now there for as long as it takes. She was doing better yesterday when I visited, so I have my fingers crossed.
Friday, a good friend died. Lyle was 95 years young.
Yesterday My youngest daughter bought her car. I didn't even make it home. It died.
Hopefully it is just the battery.
My son is trying to get his marrage licences,her birth certificate came from Japan and his from New York, Michigananders must have a hard time reading them. The Japanese one was translated, and New York calls their birth certificates by a different name.
Well, today is a new day. and so far nothing is going wrong except that white stuff falling from the sky.
Saturday, February 02, 2008
2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
7:00 P.M. -- Opening with a flag burning.
7:15 P.M. -- Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
7:30 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 P.M. -- Non-religious prayer with Rev's. Jackson and Sharpton
8:00 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 P.M. -- Ceremonial tree hugging led by Al Gore
8:15 P.M. -- Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding
8:30 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 P.M. -- Honor Saddam Memoriam - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon
9:00 P.M. -- Keynote speech: The Proper Etiquette for Surrender - Harry Reid
9:15 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 P.M. -- Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. -- Unveiling of ACLU plan to free "freedom fighters" from
Guantanamo Bay
9:40 P.M. -- Why I hate the Military: A short talk by Bill Clinton
9:45 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toas t
9:50 P.M. -- Dan Rather receives Truth in Broadcasting Award from Michael
Moore
9:55 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M.-- Bush and Rumsfeld behind the 9/11 Attacks: by Howard Dean
10:30 P.M.-- Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadhinejad
11:00 P.M.-- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M.-- Al Gore again on how he invented the Internet
11:15 P.M.-- Our Troops are war criminals by John Kerry
11:30 P.M.-- Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton - Nancy Pelosi presiding
12:00 A.M.-- Ted Kennedy closes the convention and proposes a toast
12:05 A.M.-- Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
7:00 P.M. -- Opening with a flag burning.
7:15 P.M. -- Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
7:30 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 P.M. -- Non-religious prayer with Rev's. Jackson and Sharpton
8:00 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 P.M. -- Ceremonial tree hugging led by Al Gore
8:15 P.M. -- Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding
8:30 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 P.M. -- Honor Saddam Memoriam - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon
9:00 P.M. -- Keynote speech: The Proper Etiquette for Surrender - Harry Reid
9:15 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 P.M. -- Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. -- Unveiling of ACLU plan to free "freedom fighters" from
Guantanamo Bay
9:40 P.M. -- Why I hate the Military: A short talk by Bill Clinton
9:45 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toas t
9:50 P.M. -- Dan Rather receives Truth in Broadcasting Award from Michael
Moore
9:55 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M.-- Bush and Rumsfeld behind the 9/11 Attacks: by Howard Dean
10:30 P.M.-- Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadhinejad
11:00 P.M.-- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M.-- Al Gore again on how he invented the Internet
11:15 P.M.-- Our Troops are war criminals by John Kerry
11:30 P.M.-- Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton - Nancy Pelosi presiding
12:00 A.M.-- Ted Kennedy closes the convention and proposes a toast
12:05 A.M.-- Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
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