Lost tribe of Westwood

2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

7:00 P.M. -- Opening with a flag burning.
7:15 P.M. -- Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
7:30 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 P.M. -- Non-religious prayer with Rev's. Jackson and Sharpton
8:00 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:05 P.M. -- Ceremonial tree hugging led by Al Gore
8:15 P.M. -- Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding
8:30 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 P.M. -- Honor Saddam Memoriam - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon
9:00 P.M. -- Keynote speech: The Proper Etiquette for Surrender - Harry Reid
9:15 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 P.M. -- Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. -- Unveiling of ACLU plan to free "freedom fighters" from
Guantanamo Bay
9:40 P.M. -- Why I hate the Military: A short talk by Bill Clinton
9:45 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toas t
9:50 P.M. -- Dan Rather receives Truth in Broadcasting Award from Michael
Moore
9:55 P.M. -- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M.-- Bush and Rumsfeld behind the 9/11 Attacks: by Howard Dean
10:30 P.M.-- Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadhinejad
11:00 P.M.-- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M.-- Al Gore again on how he invented the Internet
11:15 P.M.-- Our Troops are war criminals by John Kerry
11:30 P.M.-- Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton - Nancy Pelosi presiding
12:00 A.M.-- Ted Kennedy closes the convention and proposes a toast
12:05 A.M.-- Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.