Lost tribe of Westwood

>> Who says nice guys finish last...
>>
>> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business
>> function.
>>
>>
>> He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a
>> couple
>> of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
>>
>> And, next to them, a single red rose!
>>
>> Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
>> spotlessly
>> clean. So is the rest of the house.
>>
>> He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
>> back
>> at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
>>
>> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping
>> - Love you!!"
>>
>> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
>> the
>> morning newspaper.
>>
>> His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened
>> last
>> night?"
>>
>> "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind.
>>
>> You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye
>> when you ran into the door."
>>
>> "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose
>> and
>> breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>>
>> His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when
>> she
>> tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, BITCH, I'm
>> married!!!".
>>
>> Broken table - $200
>>
>> Hot breakfast - $5
>>
>> Red Rose bud - $3
>>
>> Two aspirins - $0.25
>>
>> Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless