Lost tribe of Westwood

Thank God this is election week. Ive had more people wanting my attention. The republicans, democrats, and other celler dwellers. They really want my vote, and once they receive it, they will forget who voted for them. They have spent soo many months telling lies about their opponent, they won't know the difference between a lie and the truth. Once they are elected, they will chase skirts, commit adultery, and try to fashion their life after Bill Clinton. After they have begged for our vote, they will tell us to mind our own business. Their promises are like a fart in the wind. Can't we just turn down the slate, and ask for new candidates. Lets give every voting person a number, and have a giant lottery. If the person doesn't want the job, pick another number.